一篇半年前出现在法国主流媒体的文章,现在同样适用

山姆怀斯

当我们被称为东亚病夫时，我们被称为黄祸。
当我们被宣传为下一个超级大国时，我们被称为威胁。
当我们关上我们的大门时，你们contrabandviper来打开市场。
当我们信奉自由贸易时，你们责骂我们夺走了你们的工作。
当我们被碎成几片时，你们的军队闯进来要求公平分赃。
但我们把碎片重拼接好时，你们有叫嚣解放被入侵的西藏。
好，那么我们尝试Communist主义，你们恨我们是Communist分子。
当我们容纳了资本主义时，你们又恨我们是资本家。
当我们有十亿人民时，你们说我们正在摧毁这个星球。
当我们实行计划生育时，你们说这是违反人权。
当我们贫穷时，你们认为我们是狗。
当我们借给你们现金时，你们骂我们使你们负了债。
当我们建设我们的工业时，你们称我们是污染者。
当我们卖给你们商品时，你们责备我们助长了温室效应。
当我们购买石油时，你们称是剥削和种族大屠杀。
而当你们为石油而发起战争时，你们称为解放。
当我们在动惩治暴力时，你们称违反了人权。
当我们沉默时，你们要我们言论自由。
当我们不再沉默时，你们称我们是洗脑式的仇外。


你们为什么那么恨我们？我们不禁要问。
不，我们不恨你们，你们说。
我们也不恨你们，但是你们理解我们吗？我们问。
当然了，你们说，我们有媒体,AFP，CNN和,BBCs.


英文原文

When We were called Sick man of Asia, We were called The Peril.
When We are billed to be the next Superpower, We are called The threat.

When We were closed our doors, You smuggled Drugs to Open Markets.
When We Embrace Freed Trade, You blame us for Taking away your jobs.

When We were falling apart, You marched in your troops and wanted your "fair share". When We were putting the broken peices together again, "Free Tibet" you screamed, "it was an invasion!"
( When Woodrow Wilson Couldnt give back Birth Place of Confucius back to Us,
But He did bought a ticket for the Famine Relief Ball for us.)

So, We Tried Communism, You hated us for being Communists
When We embrace Capitalism, You hate us for being Capitalist.

When We have a Billion People, you said we were destroying the planet.
When We are tried limited our numbers, you said It was human rights abuse.


When We were Poor, You think we are dogs.
When We Loan you cash, You blame us for your debts.

When We build our industries, You called us Polluters.
When we sell you goods, You blame us for global warming.

When We buy oil, You called that exploitation and Genocide.
When You fight for oil, You called that Liberation.

When We were lost in Chaos and rampage, You wanted Rules of Law for us.
When We uphold law and order against Violence, You called that Violating
Human Rights.

When We were silent, You said you want us to have Free Speech.
When We were silent no more, You say we were Brainwashed-Xenophoics.

Why do you hate us so much? We asked.
No," You Answered, "We dont hate You."

We dont Hate You either,
But Do you understand us?

"Of course We do," You said,
"We have AFP, CNN and BBCs..."

高山

要求再发一次。

Baby-face

你们是一群白痴！